belindakathleen

Ever since I took this job back in November, I have been whinging, sick too many times, stressed, paranoid, depressed, put my neck out and quite simply, not happy. The problem? BossLady.

I have known her for a few years now. She was my team leader at another company and did me wrong there also. Why I thought it would be different this time, I don’t know! She is the most horrible human being I know of. She is so manipulative, the most talented liar and a backstabbing bitch.

If she is at work, you will find her surfing the net, shopping, filing/painting her nails and taking/making personal phone calls. Basically, if it’s not work related, she’ll do it. Hence why she got grilled in her mid year review last week. And would you believe, she was outraged that someone would think she is not engaged and hard working!?! It took all the strength I had not to laugh in her face when she told me the review feedback. She must be so caught up in her own lies that she seriously believes she is in the right. Ahaha how? How can you be that delirious?!!

Anyway, she must have some sanity which caused her to panic because immediately after her review, she flooded my email inbox requesting figures and updated information on accounts - things she should have been managing for the last year! Not now that she’s busted! So I deleted her emails. As you do!! Hehe! The following days, I was starting to come down with something so I took my time getting into the office which was about 8:45am. Each morning, I received an email advising she was not impressed with my failure to notify her of my tardiness. She then went on to say how she is sick of people asking of my whereabouts. Um. Lie. The majority of the office is still not in at that time because our company does NOT have set work hour times so how in the hell is anyone going to complain about me when they’re not even there themselves!???!!!!? Idiot.

So. Friday morning. Practicing my fuck you speech in the mirror, I thought it would be funny to be “late” again and see what happens. Open email, and there it is.

My response: PLEASE ACCEPT THIS AS MY RESIGNATION.

I grabbed my bag and walked out the door. Probably wasn’t the smartest move but it sure scared the crap out of her! She went straight to HR for advice and did everything she could to keep me away from them because she was worried what I would say. Well, if you did your job correctly, you wouldn’t have anything to worry about, bitch.

Now, I am on Gardening Leave. I can’t work in the industry for a month as per my contract and I get paid in the meantime. I think things are working out just fine! :)

I was SO spoiled last week and I just want to say THANKYOU to everyone!!! Beautiful dinners, lovely birthday wishes… It’s true when they say Twitter is for the people you WANT to have as friends. I have found the most amazing people that I might not ever had the chance of meeting otherwise.

Aaannnd of course, thankyou to those who pestered celebrities for me!! Three of my most favourite people are in this list so it was well worth it!! ;)

I’m not a bad person. I’m just not a people person. Or a morning person. I like my space. My bed is my space in this house so I will sit here until I can get to the kitchen without a conversation. I’ve been sitting here for three hours though, absolutely starving and craving leftovers. The hungrier I get, the angrier I get. I’m Angry at myself for being angry about stupid things. I’m angry that I chose to live with people after being on my own for so long. I’m angry that my housemates are my grandparents. I’m angry that they are deaf and my sign language sucks. I’m angry that I can’t suck it up, get over my crap and just be apart of their world and have a conversation. And it goes on and on.. Almost everyday I go through this. I’m sick of being angry. It’s draining. And I’m sick of being hungry.

Since I have been single for quite some time and haven’t been spoilt in years, I think I deserve something cool this year! Cool, or lame, whichever it’ll be.  But I really want birthday wishes from a bunch of celebrities like a Kardashian, Montag, Arj Barker OR A DATE WITH CHARLIE PICKERING! [insert pause while I daydream for a minute…..]

Okay! So I want your twitter ideas and help by RT’ing and using #BKPbday.

Don’t make me beg. Just do it. Please. You know you want to.

September 1st. #BKPbday

Am I self obsessed? On this date in particular, he was firing off questions so I was doing most of the talking. But when I’d finish, I wouldn’t turn around and ask him something, I’d take a sip of wine and wait. I’m hoping it’s not because I’m a total bitch but rather I am not interested so I’m not making much of an effort. Still, that’s not very nice though……

Anyway, we probably sat there for two and a half hours talking away, I was tired and not really listening because I was thinking of the quickest route home! When the bill came, he wouldn’t even let me look at and when I protested, he said “don’t worry, you can pay next time”. Now, that’s either confidence or a great way to guilt someone into seeing you again!

So finally it’s time to leave and I ask “so how are getting home?” A cab, he replies. He apparently had no use for his car so he sold it and now catches cabs everywhere. Just lost ten points there buddy! Anyway, I stupidly asked, “oh, will you be okay? Do you want a lift home?” and without hesitation he says “YES! That would be great!” Oh. Fuck off. I was only being polite! So off we go to Randwick, which wasn’t far away but then makes me trip home a long one!

Half way home, I receive a text message from Mr Ordinary, wishing me sweet dreams and thanking me for a good night. CRINGE! So typical that the one I have absolutely no interest in is the one who has the type of qualities that makes a girl smile. Why doesn’t Country Boy send such messages??!?!!

Whatever. Mr Ordinary waited three weeks for his first date, hopefully in another three weeks he’ll be fed up and will move along. While he wasn’t a douche bag, there was definitely no connection.